I saw an ex St Nick's girl at the gym last night. She was a cheerleader, 2 years my senior.. Well, actually I didn't see her. I saw her boobs, then her.
Fucking- hell- son- of- a- gun! She went out to get herself new tits & a higher nose bridge. SHIT. When I saw the size of her tits I swear I was so jealous!
She didn't use to have breast. Besides, it didn't bounce for even an ounce (ooo that rhymnes) when she was doing cardio. Nicely done. A little too big for her petite frame though. She went overboard with the silicon. Haha. It's like a D or BIG C now.
Her nose however was a HUGE mistake. The bridge is a tad too high for comfort and it looks so unnaturally sharp. Her new nose can pass off as a pretty convincing Ginsu knife. Hurhur.
I've decided. I'm going to buy myself some breast, maybe a new nose and nicer eyes. Actually some lipo on my thighs and stomach would be good too.. DAMNIT. That's gonna cause me a bomb.
I'm going to start saving for my tits. Then I'll buy myself a new face. First I've gotta find myself a job to set the moolah rolling in. But I'll do that after Christmas or the New Year. Heehee.
Cheers.
posted by Melissa @ 10:21 AM
